It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
^This.
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Reblogged from ladystiltsI’ve never been so done with someone.
All of the lies you fed me. And I believed them for so long.
Karma will hit you incredibly hard and I guarantee you’ll wish you could stop the pain and numbness.
Once that happens, you’ll look back and wish you could take back all of the bullshit that you pulled. All of the lies you told me. And all of the false hope you gave me.
When that happens, I hope you die alone.
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